Tue 7 Nov 2006
Hundredaires in the Making
Posted by Steve under Money, Financial Wisdom
(Note: This article was inspired by the Millionaires in the Making section on CNNMoney.)
It’s not always easy to manage your finances when you’re working 80-100 hours a
week. But the long hours haven’t kept John and Jane Spendalot from setting their sites on some lofty financial goals.
“We think by the time we’re 40 we can have a positive net worth,” says Jane, 28.
Lawyers in Love
The two met three years ago as first year associates at the prestigious Los Angeles law firm of Shall, Oh & Profligate. Law school, of course, is not cheap and the Spendalots felt the full brunt of a legal education in the pocketbooks, graduating with almost $250,000 in student loan debt combined. Thankfully, the large student loans allowed them to snare even larger salaries—John, 28, and Jane make $150,000 a year, each. Despite the large salaries, saving money isn’t as easy as one would expect, they say.
Where Does the Money Go?
The Spendalots are avid travelers. Working long hours leaves them pining for the road.
Financed mostly by credit cards, the Spendalots have seen much of the world the last few years—France, Germany, Japan, Thailand, Spain, and Greece, to name a few recent jaunts.
The Spendalots also recently purchased his and her Porsches. At almost $70,000 a piece, the cars weren’t cheap, but they say they expect to keep the cars for a very long time.
“At least until they’re paid off in four years,” says John. “By then the navigation system will probably be outdated. And I thought it was going to be a bit cheesy to have his and her cars, but to paraphrase Johnny Drama from Entourage:
‘We’d look like schmucks in Jettas. In Porsches, we look good.’
“Man, I love him,” says John.
Investing in a Home
After getting married last year, the Spendalots set their sites on a home in Manhattan Beach, CA. They finally settled on a five bedroom, four bath house for $1.6 million.
“My father always used to say that a home is a great investment,” says John. “And I wanted to be responsible, so I figured we should get the biggest house we could find.”
“Yeah, we don’t have any kids, so we don’t really need five bedrooms,” says Jane. “But there’s a chance one day we might decide to have kids; maybe when we’re done practicing law. Although, I guess I might be too old by that point. Maybe we’ll adopt one of those poor kids like Angelina. I love her.”
The Mortgage
When it came time to financing the home, the Spendalots selected a zero-down, 30-year
mortgage, with interest only payments the first ten years.
“I was flipping through the channels one night and that Susie Gorman lady was on CNBC. She was talking about how mortgage interest is deductible,” says John. “I figured the more interest we paid, the larger our tax deduction, so we’re saving money there.”
The strategy, thus far, hasn’t worked out in the Spendalots’ favor. In the year since they purchased their home, similar houses in their neighborhood have been selling for up to 10% less. Since they didn’t put any money down on the home, the Spendalots now suspect they owe quite a bit more than their home is actually worth.
“We’re not too worried, though,” says Jane. “I expect by next year home prices will start increasing by 15-20% again. You know, like normal.”
The Future
As it stands, the Sepndalots currently have a net worth of -$600,000, a rather low
amount given their earning power. They do recognize that it’s important to save for retirement and have been devising a strategy.
“We’d like to start saving, but we really want to get out of debt first,” says Jane.
“We’re making the payments on our student loans and we figure that once those are paid off—in 2034—we’re going to take the money we were paying on student loans and then put that toward our credit cards. It’s called a ‘debt snow job’ or something. Some guy on the radio was talking about it. Then, we plan to start putting away money for retirement.”
Saving Money
The Spendalots realize that the best way to get ahead is to cut back on their spending. Although she doesn’t go grocery shopping much (the couple eats out most of the time), Jane has started bringing coupons with her to the grocery store when she does go.
“It’s a lot of fun,” she says. “I never thought I would be one to clip coupons, but I really got into it. I even bought this cute little Fendi handbag that I call my ‘Coupon Caddy’ to carry all my stuff in.”
“And the bag will look GREAT when we’re in Rome next month.”
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November 7th, 2006 at 8:48 am
BRAVO!
November 7th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Hahaha. Great stuff.
November 8th, 2006 at 9:25 am
WTF, that’s us!
Awesome piece, by the way.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
awesome, awesome, awesome! One of the best reads on the PF blogosphere in a while.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
That’s a great spoof, haha
November 8th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Phenomenal…
November 8th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
lol - love it!
November 9th, 2006 at 4:48 am
Digg++
November 9th, 2006 at 10:10 am
Maybe you ought to change the URL of your site to something like cnnmoneysucks.com
Just kidding!
November 9th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Susie Gorman LOL
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
November 10th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Great touch with her buying a Fendi handbag specifically for her coupons! LOL
November 10th, 2006 at 10:15 am
Great Post! Keep up the awesome work.
November 10th, 2006 at 11:56 am
HA HA!!!! I love it!!
November 13th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I LOVE the baggets in your Paris picture. Made me truly bark out a laugh there. You are very funny.
November 13th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Really funny piece.
November 18th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
I’ve never actually laughed out loud at a personal finance article before…great piece.
Then again, maybe I laugh because it’s a little too close to home with all the debt-laden kids at the expensive college I went to… :-/
November 24th, 2006 at 1:22 am
Thats very funny!
although, come to think about it, there actually might be people like that!
November 25th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
The Globe and Mail newspaper here in Canada often has profiles just like that!
November 28th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Love it! And hey, I know these people
I almost forwarded them the article, but chances are good that they wouldn’t appreciate it.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:47 am
[…] This one is an oldie, but goodie. If you are familiar with CNN Money, you must be familiar with their “Millionaires in the Making” series. (If you are not familiar with CNN Money, pray tell, Why not???). Steve at adventure money has a spoof of this series and talks about the couple John and Jane Spendalot in Hundredaires in the Making. Its parodies galore! I just loved the final punch line! […]
June 14th, 2007 at 1:17 am
This one makes sence “One’s first step in wisdom is to kuesstion everything - and one’s last is to come to terms with everything.”